- take the fact that this is the hottest summer & year on record and make it funny
- point out we've experienced extreme weather events that should only happen every 500 years eight times in the last 12 months and make us giggle
- make fun of Donald Drumpf's lack of using "all the best words" to even describe the problem...and provide only a hand gesure "like this"
Here's to paying attention housewives in lingerie in front of the tv. Personally, I've always thought the planet has some damn sexy legs....work it girl...work it Mother Earth!